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Utah Man Reads SB334, Then Throws It in the Lake
What happens when a small-town Utah fisherman reads the Great Books required by SB334? Let’s just say it doesn’t go quite as lawmakers intended.
Is Salt Lake Prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse?
When the zombie apocalypse hits Salt Lake, don’t count on the city council. From camo-clad coworkers to Browning shotguns, here’s your survival guide—Utah style.
Can Gen Xers Understand Gen Zs? Bridging the Generational Communication Gap
Raised on “walk it off” and rotary phones, Gen Xers now find themselves decoding feelings charts and TikTok diagnoses. Can they learn the new language of Gen Z, or are…
Panhandling in Salt Lake: A Firsthand Experiment
Al Sachrov steps into the shoes of a panhandler for two hours to understand what it’s really like to depend on the kindness of strangers.
Local Dog Daycare Refuses to Accept Transgender Dogs
A local dog daycare has drawn outrage for refusing to accept transgender dogs, leaving pet owners heartbroken and the community divided. Veronica Blunt, mother to Coco—a transgender Golden Doodle with…
Utah Dog Learns to Speak
Eight-year-old Golden Retriever from Cottonwood Heights became YouTube sensation by learning how to speak English.
CAN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION SAVE THE GREAT SALT LAKE?
On April 1 at Dugway to evaluate using a low-level underground nuclear explosion to collapse the fissure and save Great Salt Lake.
A Conspiracy Store Opens in Salt Lake City!
On April 1, Salt Lakers can welcome the opening of the city’s first brick and mortar conspiracy store. The store, whose site, name, and owners are on a “need to…
How Smoking Tobacco Can Enrich Your Life
The key to harnessing this taboo plant is all in the approach.
Cafe Vegeteria: A Bold New Idea in Green Eating
Salt Lake City’s new restaurant Vegeteria takes green dining to absurdly sustainable heights—with hay on the menu, daiquiris made of wheatgrass, and tables crafted from vegetable boxes. Opening April 1,…