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Reincarnated as a Rooster? Utah Medium Says Yes

A Utah woman says her late father first came back as a dog and now as a rooster. Meet the pet medium behind these reincarnation revelations.

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Utah medium Celestia Moonbeam known for pet reincarnation readings involving dogs, roosters, and other animals.

SALT LAKE CITY — In a quiet corner of Sugar House, behind a community garden and two competing yoga studios, local medium Celestia Moonbeam offers a rather unique service: she helps people determine whether their beloved pets are actually reincarnated loved ones.

“I don’t talk to ghosts,” Celestia clarifies. “I read energy. Patterns. Imprints. Sometimes, when souls have unfinished business or just strong emotional ties they come back to the people they love. And animals are one of the easiest ways to do that.”

Celestia, who has been practicing as a pet reincarnation intuitive for more than a decade, says the signs are subtle but real.

“It’s in the eyes. The way they react to familiar names. Even the foods they like. If your cat hates your ex-husband and so did your Aunt Shirley, you should at least ask some questions.”

Asked how she discovered her ability, Celestia shares what she calls her “awakening moment.”

“There was this houseplant I had completely given up on,” she says, gesturing to a spindly, yellowing fern near her window. “It was dry and brittle. I was about to throw it out. But just as I reached for it, I heard this voice in my head say, ‘Don’t do it, Celestia. I’m not dead. I’m your old babysitter, Maureen.’

She kept the plant. It still looks half-dead, but Celestia insists the energy is strong.

“That’s when I knew I could hear beyond the veil. Or at least the terracotta.”

One of her longtime clients, Draper resident Debbie Trenchfield, says she didn’t believe in reincarnation until her dog Puddles started acting a little too familiar.

“My dad passed away in 2017,” Debbie explains. “And a few weeks later we adopted Puddles, a rescue Lab. Sweet dog, but intense. He didn’t like my husband watching football, growled at my son-in-law, and would only sit on the recliner my dad used to love.”

At first, Debbie brushed it off as coincidence until Puddles started barking every time someone mentioned taxes or boat shows.

“I joked to my sister, ‘That’s Dad in there.’ And she laughed, but Celestia? She took it seriously. She confirmed it during a reading. Said Puddles was carrying my dad’s energy. Honestly, it explained a lot.”

But the story didn’t end there.

“Puddles passed last year. Then a few months later, this rooster wandered into my cousin’s property,” Debbie says. “Red feathers, angry temperament, refused to let anyone near the birdbath. My cousin was going to rehome him, but the moment I saw him, I said, ‘That’s him. That’s dad!’”

The rooster, now named Ricky, currently lives with Debbie and rules over her backyard flock with an iron fist.

“He doesn’t peck me, but he bosses the hens around, crows at the same time my dad used to wake up, and gives my husband the same look Dad gave him during their political arguments,” Debbie says. “It’s eerie. But comforting, too.”

Celestia explains that animal reincarnation isn’t about spectacle. It is about connection.

“Sometimes a soul just wants to stay close to home,” she says. “Pets offer a kind of unconditional acceptance that makes it easier for energy to pass through. I don’t expect everyone to believe it. But when people see something in their pet they can’t explain, I help them explore what it might mean.”

Still, not everyone is sold. Some mental health professionals have expressed concern about the emotional vulnerability of Celestia’s clientele.

“When people are grieving, they’re looking for meaning. They’re often desperate to keep a connection with a loved one,” says Dr. Janine O’Connor, a clinical psychologist in Salt Lake City. “There’s a fine line between comfort and exploitation. Turning that grief into a $200 session to suggest their father is now a rooster — it may offer temporary relief, but at what long-term emotional cost?”

Celestia pushes back on the criticism.

“I’m not here to manipulate anyone,” she says. “I’m here to listen and help people make sense of the strange things they’re already feeling. I’ve seen too much to dismiss it. And honestly, people seem more at peace afterward.”

Her sessions range from energy readings and guided meditations to what she calls “Trans-Species Resonance Checks.” Prices vary, but most clients, like Debbie, say it’s less about cost and more about closure.

“I don’t need everyone to understand,” Debbie says. “All I know is, my dad’s still around. He just crows a lot more now.”

As for Celestia, she says she’s currently working with a client who believes her goldfish may have once been her childhood piano teacher.

“It’s always the ones you least expect,” she says with a smile. “You just have to be open to where love decides to land.”

Top Signs Your Pet Might Be Your Grandpa

(According to Celestia Moonbeam, Pet Medium)

  • Judgy Stares:
    Your dog watches you eat like he’s evaluating your life choices — and silently disapproving.
  • Weirdly Specific Barking or Meowing:
    Especially when someone mentions taxes, politics, or boat insurance.
  • Unexplained Furniture Preferences:
    Always sits in his old recliner or insists on sleeping in the room he used to nap in.
  • Unusual Food Cravings:
    Begs for kielbasa, canned peaches, or black licorice. Bonus points if your pet also hates tofu or impossible meat.
  • Hostility Toward Certain Relatives:
    Growls at your son-in-law, glares at your ex, or snaps at the same neighbor Grandpa never trusted.
  • Familiar Flatulence:
    Let’s just say some aromas transcend species.
  • Uncanny Timing:
    Crows (or barks) at the exact time Grandpa used to wake up or yell at the news.
  • The Eyes:

“You’ll know,” says Celestia. “They’re Grandpa’s eyes. But furrier.” U

*Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

*Editor’s Note: This article is a work of satire and is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. While it may reference real places or echo real events, the characters and situations are fictionalized for humor and reflection. At Utah Stories, we believe that sometimes the absurd reveals more truth than the facts alone.

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