Zombie dads commute to corporate jobs they despise, just so they can afford stuff. They have been brainwashed by commercials to believe that brand names give their lives value and meaning. They count the days, one after another, until they can retire. Little do they realize that the best part of life is time. But they’ve already sold out. They are the living dead. Zombie … [Read more...]
Utah Hosts Zombie and Mud-themed Races
by James Gunter . Zombie Run Kicks Off Halloween Season . To kick off the Halloween season, contestants got their Romero on at Utah’s first zombie run: Night of the Running Dead 5k, Oct. 9th at This is the Place Heritage Park. The race was run run in two waves: the survivors started the race, then the zombies were unleashed one minute later in an event that … [Read more...]
Is Salt Lake Prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse?
by Rick Seven Imagine this: you wake up one morning only to find “this is the place” of a raging zombie apocalypse. Salt Lake City is suddenly teeming with hordes of the ravenous undead searching for a feast of flesh and brains. Now is not the time to worry about how this could happen or ponder the logistics of animated corpses. What is needed is action to survive this … [Read more...]