Yes, this may sound absurd and utterly ridiculous, but according to an article published in the October 2024 issue of Canine Health Science, dogs, much like humans, are not restricted to just two genders. This groundbreaking research from Princetton University’s Animal Gender Studies department highlights that many animals identify differently from their biological sex. Unlike the human world, however, these animals are generally accepted by their peers without question or judgment.
Ph.D. student Hamal Radowsky, who spearheaded the study, suggests that this phenomenon may be increasing due to environmental pollution—particularly BPA found in plastics. Radowsky argues that while humans struggle to embrace diversity, the animal kingdom is far more accepting.
Not everyone is on board, though. Brad Peterson, owner of Paws and Paws Dog Daycare in Holladay, Utah, has made his stance abundantly clear: he refuses to accept transgender or even gay dogs at his facility. When approached for comment, Peterson declined an interview.
Veronica Blunt, a proud mom of Coco, a transgender Golden Doodle, was left in tears. Coco had been a regular at Paws and Paws since puppyhood, but everything changed in January. Coco, now two years old and assigned male at birth, began showing an affinity for pink, sparkly collars and rainbow bandanas. Unicorn toys became her preferred playthings, while frisbees and tennis balls were unceremoniously ignored.
The final straw came in February when Coco arrived at the daycare with her fur dyed a bold shade of purple. Peterson immediately called Blunt to pick up her dog, stating that Coco was no longer welcome.
Blunt is devastated. “Coco just wants to express herself and be accepted for who she is,” she sobbed. “Why should that matter when all she wants to do is play with her friends?”
While Paws and Paws remains firm in its policy, Coco continues to sport her purple coat proudly, rainbow bandana intact—proving that even if Utah isn’t ready for her, she’s more than ready for it.
*Editor’s Note: This article is a work of satire and is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. While it may reference real places or echo real events, the characters and situations are fictionalized for humor and reflection. At Utah Stories, we believe that sometimes the absurd reveals more truth than the facts alone.
*Photos from Angela Schoonover and Zoe Instagram
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